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We are not helpless girls who need men’s protection.

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alupapa:

it does not matter if they forget as long as you remember

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tsunamiwavesurfing:

i seen someone on here say “daddy spank me like an almost empty ketchup bottle” and since then i just been usin a knife to get the sauce out the bottle

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rlaph:

My mom wants me to start drama

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neil-gaiman:

Beautiful.

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rngrn:

+10 years probably 

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awwww-cute:

Toothless seemed an appropriate name for this little dude

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herohinata:

*gets down on one knee* will you….. match icons with me?

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lungbender:

Me: 

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You:

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faehui:

Today I didn’t buy a plastic skeleton, no, I bought a friend.

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whimmy-bam:

The only Dad joke that matters.

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kristenwiiggle:

is this KE$HA?!

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